Sexual Chocolate is undoubtedly one of Australia’s most sought after cover bands. The band is currently in their 15th year of performing everything from the 70’s to the top 40 hits of today. Over the years they have played at venues all of Melbourne and currently hold a long running residency at PJ’Obriens in Southbank.
They have also performed hundreds of shows for a large list of corporate clients which is truly a testament to their adaptability for any musical situation. Unlike most cover bands on the scene Sexual Chocolate is capable of creating a fun atmosphere regardless of the age group or the musical preference of their punters. They understand the importance of entertaining the audience and if there was one word to describe the show, it would be nothing short of amazing.
If you want a cover band that your guests will remember for years to come, there is no better choice than Sexual Chocolate. You get all of the indulgence, without any of the calories.
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Latest News September 2011
Ryan DiCecco (Bass Player)
Have you ever wondered what it takes to produce the menacing guns that our bass player displays on stage week after week? Well there is no need to be puzzled anymore. Ryan has been generous enough to give our fans weekly tips on how you the average Joe can sculpt and manipulate your body to sheer perfection. Also find out how you can keep your girlfriend from using her menstrual cycle as an excuse to pile on the pounds.
Louie Veleski (Lead Singer)
For many years now I have told fans that the only reason I have so many Everlast singlets is due to my long running sponsorship with Everlast themselves. Well the truth of the matter is that there has never been any sponsorship or any hope of ever getting one. It is simply a case of attending an 80% off sale at a Rebel Sports factory outlet in 1995. I bought up so many of these bastards that I have enough to last me another 2000 shows.
New Songs
Well it has taken a while but Louie finally pulled his finger out and decided to get some new songs on board. We are now doing ‘Give me everything’ by Pit bull and Neo, and DiCecco will be doing ‘Sexy and I know it’ by LMFAO. Den will also be contributing her rendition of ‘Last Friday night’ by Katie Perry.
Current Residency
Come on down to PJ’Obriens every Saturday night and see Sexual Chocolate live for an unforgettable night of pure unadulterated entertainment. Show starts at 11pm (Unless our drummers prostate starts playing up again) and entry is FREE.
If you happen to have a birthday or celebration of any kind and would like it announced on the night, just email us by clicking on the button below. Party to the we hours of the morning and sing along to your favourite tunes.
Address: Southgate Arts & Leisure Precinct, Southbank, Victoria
For further details about the venue click on the PJ’s logo.
Recent news of Troy’s bucks night has had quite a psychological impact on a large segment of our female fan base, (mainly cougars and single mums). The news of Troy’s impending wedding has dramatically decreased our numbers from a staggering 495 to an all time low of 492 these last couple of weeks. To add further insult to injury, the morning after his bucks night Troy woke up to find himself tarred and feathered in the back of a V-line train bound for Perth. This resulted in him missing yet another week at his post...
Sexual Chocolate will be organising a rock-star camp once we find enough people that are willing to pay $1000 for the privilege. To express your interest please click the button below.
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Sexual Chocolate is renowned for getting their fans to party so hard that on most
occasions they have no recollection of events that took place the previous night.
This is why we have decided to run the following section on our site. We are here
to help paint a clearer picture of what really happened last Saturday night. Enjoy!
Ryan DiCecco (Bass Player)
Louie Veleski (Lead Singer)
New Songs
Come on down to PJ’Obriens every Saturday night and see Sexual Chocolate live for an unforgettable night of pure unadulterated entertainment. Show starts at 11pm (Unless our drummers prostate starts playing up again) and entry is FREE. 
Troy Grech (Drummer)
