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Name:
Troy Grech   

Date of Birth:
04/02/1982

What instrument do you play?  
Drums

What would you be if you weren’t a musician?  
Financially Secure

What is the best part about playing in a band?
Drinking

What is the worst part about playing in a band?
Drinking

Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?
Drunk

Where do you see yourself in the next 10 years?
Still drunk

If you could turn back the clock, would you still join Sexual Chocolate?
What! And miss out on these Questionnaires? I Think NOT!

What kind of car do you drive?  
A Brown one

How do you deal with annoying groupies?
I give up….. How?

Is it really all sex drugs and rocknroll?
Yeah!!!!! People LOOOOVE hearing Shakira!

What do band people do during the day?
Teach a whole lot of kids to play so they can too share in the joy that is COVER BAND LAND

What would you do if your children wanted to become musicians?
Sell them on eBay and get one of those small refugee kids who will study to become a Doctor and then they could support me when I am old. Just Kidding you can’t sell kids on eBay…….. can you?  

If reincarnation was possible, what would you like to come back as?
Wombat………. Eats Roots and Leaves

Is there an animal that best describes your personality?
No

Who is your favourite actor?
Ronald McDonald

Who is your favourite musical artist?  
The Count from Sesame St……. How does he come up which that stuff??????

What is the funniest thing to ever happen on stage?
Had to play Shakira!!!!! Wow that was funny!

What is your favourite song to perform?
Jump – Van Halen

Who do you vote the sexiest woman alive?  
Bea Arthur -  “The Golden Girls”

Who do you vote the sexiest man alive?
Bea Arthur -  “The Golden Girls”

If you were granted 1 wish, what would you wish for?
To not ever have to play Shakira EVER again.